Tangy doesn’t give one single shit about your incoming concussion.
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.
i literally wear the same 3 outfits every week
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be
The world is such a beautiful place
if you date me i will buy you things i see in stores that remind of you and make you mac and cheese and brownies and we can watch disney movies and yeah date me
when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first
you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable shit like this represents a specific feeling in your soul
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening
"how do you stay so skinny??"
I can’t fucking afford groceries