i hate you
mewmewcrossing:

Tangy doesn’t give one single shit about your incoming concussion.

mewmewcrossing:

Tangy doesn’t give one single shit about your incoming concussion.

knotsandwaves:

One night,
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.

shutupaubrey:

i literally wear the same 3 outfits every week

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

scaredofpeople:

The world is such a beautiful place

Reasons for trust issues: school supply lists that make you buy stuff that you never get to use

knightofdooom:

if you date me i will buy you things i see in stores that remind of you and make you mac and cheese and brownies and we can watch disney movies and yeah date me

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when inexplicable shit like this represents a specific feeling in your soul

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

basedgosh:

sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening

cokeflow:

"how do you stay so skinny??"

I can’t fucking afford groceries